Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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