the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
