The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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