just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
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