Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
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Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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