Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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