Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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