Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
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Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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