don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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