just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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