Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
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Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
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multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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