He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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