How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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