David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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