there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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