it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
