Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
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At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
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Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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