so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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