We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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