he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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