my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Randomize
