I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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