we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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