So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her