well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
These 25 People Are Obsessed With Pizza
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
16 Sexual Experiences EVERYONE Should Have At Least Once
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse