It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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