How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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