I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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