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I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
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Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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