CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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