im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
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All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
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Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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