girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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