Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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