It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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