Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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