Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
he fucked my hip out of place.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
this is an emotional support booty call
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Randomize
