can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
you would pick up someone in the library
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
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just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
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I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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