You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Randomize
