wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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