how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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