let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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