The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Randomize