Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
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My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
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