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I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record

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(978): I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record http://tfl.nu/cq61

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Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?

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im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle

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Guys should not giggle. Ever.

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(859): Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean? (1-859): im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle (859): Guys should not giggle. Ever. http://tfl.nu/p9xa

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I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex

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(412): I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex http://tfl.nu/na8l

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The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.

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(270): The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home. http://tfl.nu/2p12

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Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.

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(402): Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself. http://tfl.nu/fedc

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You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time

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(314): You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time http://tfl.nu/thrg

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I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire

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(847): I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire http://tfl.nu/ncts

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i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.

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(914): i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does. http://tfl.nu/xwvv

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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.

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(949): I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled. http://tfl.nu/99xj

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i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?

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(256): i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime? http://tfl.nu/inlq

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Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.

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(773): Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check. http://tfl.nu/xi8q

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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.

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(330): I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong. http://tfl.nu/hqmh

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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.

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(573): I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed. http://tfl.nu/ml69

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You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!

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(918): You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner! http://tfl.nu/v9u1

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I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.

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(443): I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer. http://tfl.nu/9juw

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