I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize
