i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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