so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
We had to coat check the pizza.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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