it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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