Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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