I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
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So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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