i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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