i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
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Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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