ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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