i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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