We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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