Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
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Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
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Someone shattered a urinal.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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