I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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